ON THE MARTIAN DESERT HIGHWAY WITH BECK BLACK

You've been driving for hours down that Martian Desert Highway. Your bandmates are cosmically comically irate. They were all jolly when you were on Hollywood Boulevard. Now they want to try Martian Pepsi Cola and grab some Galactic Guacamole Doritos. So you pull into an interesting Martian desert gas station. Might as well. You could use a Stone Star Coffee Drink or a Starbucks. You and your mates stretch, play air guitar and then head back out on the road. You turn up the radio after your drummer finishes humming "Wanna Be Your Barbie Doll" by JYNK and BECK BLACK. You quip that "the babe singer sounds pretty good!" Then your car stereo amps up "American Mister". You should make New Las Vegas by 4 A.M. The Grand Martian Hotel will have breakfast for you. Your show at the Dean Martin Casino is in two days. You'll sightsee and fish for diamond trout on Melon Lake. Yeah...a lake in the middle of the Martian Desert. Go Figure!