Showing posts with label Skylar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skylar. Show all posts
Monday, January 17, 2022
SKYLAR'S NIGHTMARE DATES: THE BLUEBERRY CHICK
OUR intern has specific duties that are super easy. Go to Starbucks for java, Burger Run, retrieve messages and file paperwork.
Skylar takes the drive-thru at Starbucks wnd burger joints.
Fully vaccinated. Boosted too.
WE are very happy with Sky Dude.
Skylar has some crazy dating stories. All are before the Coronavirus Pandemic.
OUR favorite is "The Blueberry Babe".
Beatrice aka Trixxie loves Tacos,Tennis and Tequila. She is Nuts about blueberries. Blueberry pie... everything blueberry. She is from New Hampshire.
Good Times for Trix and Skylar.
Then it came all crashing down.
Trixxie worked at a local supermarket.
She would bring Skylar stuff from work.
Skylar was working for hus dad's construction company. Trixxie kept making crank calls to the place.
One day she broke into Skylar's apartment and
got hammered on Tequila!
She hid in his bathtub....full of BLUEBERRIES!
Break-Up.
Poor Skylar freaked when WE sent him to buy some blueberries at Walmart!
*That's when he told US the story!
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